How dubstep gets made.

Warning: Contains profanity, none of which is more offensive than dubstep.

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Wait for it, wait for it… OH OH HERE COMES THE DROP.

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Call me old fashioned, but any genre of music that is apparently improved by its “filthy beats” or “grimy, dirty, slutty, whore-cuntingly, twat-fiddlingly, minge-lickingly disgusting bass” is not fit for human consumption.

Rebecca Black’s better than dubstep. There, I said it.

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About merlinlondon

Cynical but loveable wannabe journalist with a keen interest in music and the arts in general. Ignorant yet highly opinionated about most things. Mostly liberal with occasional fascist tendencies, usually concerning Coldplay, Crocs or other crimes against the developed world. Amateur photographer and even more amateur singer/songwriter.
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